Gossamer Obsessions

So there's this Cock, see? I mean a rooster, you dirty birds. So this Cock takes his sweet lady Hen up to a hill to eat a bunch of nu...

So there's this Mama Goat, see? And she's a single mum to seven little kids, which sounds like a hell of a job. Because Papa Goat ...

So there's this father, right? And he has two sons - a smart, cowardly one and a complete fucking idiot who is only good at, like, ope...

The Main Cast: Alice: A sorta-kinda-popular girl who is outcast when she's accused of promiscuity and blamed for a popular quarterbac...

So there's this woodcutter, right? Only he's not a very good woodcutter, because he's dirt poor and can barely feed his infa...

So there's this girl, right? This girl is so freakishly lazy that one day, her mother completely loses her shit and beats her so vici...

The Primary Cast: Thymara: While most of the other keepers seem to have bonded with their dragons, hers remains frustratingly arrogant a...

The Story: So there's this Cat, right? And he seduces this Mouse into shacking up with him and they're as Tina-and-Ike a couple ...

The Story: So there's this king, right? And he had a lot of daughters, but the last one was the hottest of them all. How hot? She was...

It's summer! Officially! And with nothing good on TV, it's time for my summer blogging project. The book pictured above has...

The Protagonist: Kami Glass. An investigative report-in-training, she's always looking for the next big story to blow wide open, in he...

The Chick: Isabel Grayson. Her greatest desire is to marry a powerful lord and become a "lady of influence" who changes the worl...

The Protagonist: Emily Starr. A precocious aspiring writer who has to go and live with her mother's family, whom she's never met, ...

The Protagonist: Cadence "Cady" Sinclair Eastman. The eldest grandchild of wealthy tycoon Harris Sinclair, she spends every summ...

The Protagonist: Sophie Bessette. The owner of a little hotel called Le Coq Rouge in a small French town under German occupation in WWI. ...

The Principal Cast: Karou: It's up to her to help the chimaera ally themselves with the exiled seraphim to bring peace to Eretz. A...

The Protagonist: Anne Shirley. Now 18, she's off to college to get her degree. Her Angst: Everything is moving so fast - friends are ...

The Protagonist: Linh Cinder. A cyborg mechanic forced to fix cars and robots to support the disdainful stepfamily that owns her. Her Ang...

The Protagonist: Rosalinda "Rose" Fitzroy. An heiress who wakes up after spending 62 years in frozen stasis. Her Angst: Her ent...

The Protagonist:  Queen Elizabeth "Queenie" Wake. A shiftless chef whose temper has gotten her fired from more jobs than she can...